Inviting Guest Posts
Hey guys! I think it’s time you wield your pens (or keyboards) and say what you have to say about George. I really appreciate your feedback so far, so if you are interested in writing an opinion piece (or even purely psychotic thoughts) about George Clooney, his movies, his dating profile, his humanitarianism, lifestyle choices, news, ‘fan fiction’…any topic under the sun and over George…Here’s your space!
If you are interested, leave a comment with your email address and the subject you want to contribute on, I’ll get in touch with you asap!
The articles will be categorised under ‘GC and You’ and…oh yeah, the first contributor wins a cookie 
Good Luck!
The Cat Shit Prank!
If your roommate has a cat, the litterbox probably bugs the hell out of you. Apparently, it was the same for George Clooney, when one of his roommates left the open litterbox in the bathroom for his cat to have a go at it, whenever it wants. So George pulled this prank on the dude which involved some scooping and crapping…I can’t go into the details but I will use a word: Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww! Ok that’s not a word.
You’ve got to hear it from George’s mouth! Watch here:
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Spontaneous George!
Last year, George was at the Emmys to receive the Bob Hope Humanitarian Award for his efforts to bring to light the brewing civil war in Sudan.And hello Mr.Spontaneous, he gets into bed with Modern Family! Is this typical of him or what?
You’re gonna Luuurrrrve This
George Clooney was featured in Men & Movies about a couple of years ago and I found the feature one of the best I’ve seen so far!Mainly because it doesn’t tell the same old story. For example, the story about George gifting his then girlfriend Kelly Preston (around ’89) with a potbellied pig called Max had been run to death in papers, television features and online along with the pictures of the couple posing with the piglet for People Magazine (will post them soon!).But the little story behind why George Clooney felt compelled to get a pig had never been mentioned! Me for one, was second guessing that it was probably some sort of fad at that time or that George had seen pigs in their farms in Kentucky and always wanted one or that his stupid bimbo of a girlfriend (yeah, Kelly Preston was once a bimbo. Once a bimbo always a bimbo) probably squealed at a pig one time saying “Awww…..pigs are sooo cuuuuuuuteee! I want one!” and made an awful lot of PDA chewing George’s ear in the public, etc. that he felt he’d remain romantically challenged if he didn’t buy her a bloody pig! Well, those were just a few of my guesses. But in this feature, they have a snippet of an interview where George explains why he got the pig! No, he didn’t walk into a pig store and get a pig! They had a little pig scene in one of his early TV shows Roseanne and George just felt the instant connection! And HE DID NOT BUY IT FOR THE BIMBO !! This just makes me so much happier! And he also says on the interview how Max once saved him from the earthquake! I miss Max 
Well there are loads of other interesting parts too. Watch it up!
Shailene Woodley plays George Clooney’s Daughter in “The Descendents”
Oh my god she is so annoying!!! I hope she won’t do her ‘daughteerrrr…’ ‘novembeeerrr….’ drawling accent in the movie! Shailene Woodley is playing one of George’s two daughters and she happens to be the one with a drug addiction.
Meanwhile Descendents seems to have an exciting plot! George’s (Matt King) wife is in an irreversible coma after a boating accident and he learns that she was having an affair with someone before the incident. Having had been the insensitive father/husband plus a land baron and a total ass, Matt hopes to become the good guy by trying to track down his wife’s lover! So he sets out on a road trip with his two daughters to find the guy, so that he’ll have a chance to say goodbye. Meanwhile there’s talk about Matt being schizophrenic! Can this plot get any more weirder?
I can’t wait to lay my hands on the book this movie is based on: The Descendents by Kaui Hart Hemmings. I always love to read the book before I see the movie and this time I’ll have George’s face right there when I’m having trouble imagining the character!The Descendents would probably be the first movie where George is a parent! I can’t think of any other movie except O Brother Where Art Thou…which doesn’t count because there’s not much parenting to do in the script! Can you think of any movie where George plays the adorable dad?
<sorry guys, had to remove the video because of some plugin problems, but you can watch it on my Vodpod page here>
George Clooney on Sudan
George Clooney speaks about the situation in Sudan during one of his trips to the country. He contracted Malaria during this trip and was quoted saying “Malaria was fun. Marriage, not so much’ on the Piers Morgan show. George was successful in throwing light on the situation in Sudan and influencing world powers to support the elections that were recently held in the country.
George Clooney Speaks on Morning Joe About Sudan
George Clooney demonstrates bringing passion into conversation so effortlessly in his interview with the Morning Joe gang. George has given many interviews so far on the Sudan issue and previously on the Darfur issue, and in each and every interview, you can see his sincerity shining through his eyes and his good humor warding off the insensitive pokes.
Marrying George Clooney
Awesome, I just found out I am not the only women obsessed with the idea of marrying George Clooney! Someone actually wrote a book about it. Ok, Clooney fans, don’t you go blame my news coverage skills now. I had no reason to know about this seemingly lovely book called Marrying George Clooney by Amy Ferris because a. I am not a feminist and b. I am not menopausal.
But, really I think Amy Ferris did a great job selecting George Clooney for her book because he is the safest bet among celebrities who would not emerge married by the time you finished writing the book. And despite what some people might be getting for spreading wedding rumors like this, they are definitely not getting a married George! *Touchwood*
But why? Why isn’t he married and why is he never getting married? Why did he go the lengths of proclaiming and betting even that he’s never getting married? Well, rhetorically, I could discuss the pros and cons of the institution of marriage itself I guess. But I don’t think it is applicable to George Clooney. He just stands for that decision you make when you got too many choices—choose none!
George’s relationship with Kelly Preston was widely talked about way back in the late eighties. He was the newest most expensive model/actor back then and Kelly was a bit more popular than him already. Thus started the string of high-profile, widely reported relationships George had been in.
About Kelly and George? Oh they lived together, they bought a pig, they PDA’d for People magazine and they broke up.
Too bad for Kelly, George got married by the end of the very year (‘89) to Talia Balsam. In Vegas! Maybe Vegas does that to you, getting you to swear off marriage because George did just that a mere three years later, even before the ER popularity bug bit him.
Believe me I tried for a better picture, but she was...they were...like that!
About his marriage to Talia Balsam, Clooney said,
“I was 28, and in Kentucky when you get to be that age, you’re supposed to get married, and you know exactly what the marriage should be like. I had this image of marriage. When ours didn’t exactly fit that image, I thought it didn’t work. I wasn’t very bright about it. We had to reconstruct our marriage a little bit, and I wasn’t willing to do that. I walked away. I could have been scared. Maybe I wasn’t ready to be married. It was my fault all the way down the line.”
Well, that was that. Take the blame, give up the money or whatever, but get out. Just get out! Because that is what you do when you are waking up to too many choices. You get out of the existing one 
Anyhoo folks, dream all you want about marrying George Clooney, because by the end of that dream, he might have changed his shiny blonde arm-piece, but is definitely not going to sport a shiny band on the finger.
Can someone please lend me $700,000(only)?
It’s not like I’m dying to kiss George Clooney or anything, but I’d really appreciate some chump change of $700,000 from any of you billionaire/millionaire dumb-jerks out there. And whatever extra it takes to make sure that kiss is long and lingering, followed by a date, ‘etc. etc.’
I’m definitely not one to be satisfied with this.
Oh I’d pay top dollar alright (after u lend me of course), but this won’t be good enough for me either.
George Clooney Elisabetta Canalis: PDL
Confession: I might be a little snarky in this post and a tad bitchy too. But I promise, dear readers, I won’t repeat it in future posts. Just can’t resist this one though!
Elisabetta Canalis = Attention Whore. Oh dear! I feel bad already. I’m all for femininity and the last book I read was called Power of a Woman, seriously. But this woman here is no power, I say, but just boobs and booty. In fact I prefer George Clooney‘s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson who is abhorred, literally, by bitchy-naggy writers internet-wide. She had such a sweet and (as much) a genuine smile. But everything George Clooney’s current girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis does is for the cameras. I did disapprove of her before and here I’ll prove everything I said!
They supposedly double dated at a restaurant with some friends and soon after George was found lapping the seductress in a bar. Oh well, good for him. But look what she’s doing:
Dude, do you want the guy or do you want the cheap camera/most probably cell phone 50 meters away (judging by the resolution)? George’s looking pretty sweet though, isn’t he?
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis have been everywhere in town, outta town, in the lake, in the beach, in the Europe, you name it! So here are a few more exhibits and I don’t know why I’m doing this. I just need the vent! Poor-sweet-George!
George: Here we are.
Elisabetta: Ohh wait! Lemme whisssper sweet nothings into your ear.
George: Ok…but hurry up.
Elisabetta: Oh, but that is all!
George (to himself): Maybe that’s how the Italians ’Sardinians’ do it. Just say “sweet nothings” and then…nothing.
Elisabetta (to herself): That should make a great entrance shot. Yippee!
George (to himself): Finally done with the shutterbugs. Now can we go in?
Elisabetta (to herself): I can’t believe it! Did I actually forgot to flash my zillion watt smile from the back view? Its not just about the cleavage Canalis, why can’t you remember that for once!
George: Err…I was in the middle of a toast, but…ah well, at least she’s not doing this again!
Oh by the way, there’s this funny story about George Clooney’s bandaged hand you can see in the picture above. I’ll put it up in the next post.
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis at the NY Film Critics Awards
So I’ve resolved to talk about all of George Clooney’s girlfriends to get over my obsession for him. Smart move, shrinky says, and I agree. Obviously talking about his galaxy sized love interests would make me realize he’s actually so wrong for me, because of all the bad choices he keeps making (…because he hadn’t found the right one: Me). Anyways, first on my list is Elisabetta Canalis. She is his current anyways. I have to tell you here I’ve been warned by many an article to “read fast because by the time you’re done George Clooney would’ve dumped Elisabetta Canalis.” To be truthful, I read those articles as slowly as I could…but he didn’t dump her still!
George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis met in Italy. She is a TV personality and a model. Ok, ok, you’ve heard all this a thousand times already. So I’ll just quit talking about her in particular. But gladly! At the Oscars, everybody thought George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis were acting a bit smug. I think its just the girl. They attended every freaking premiere of Up In The Air together (or is it just one reported multiple times? Really, someone’s gotta do something about the redundancy on the net) And they hosted parties at George Clooney’s Lake Como house.
Recently George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis were guests at John Krasinski and Emily Blunt’s wedding.
About her he says, ““I’m doing fine… If like’s a journey, then right now I’ve got a very nice co-pilot. I’m not going to project into the future and say I’ve found a co-pilot for life, because I don’t want to jinx things… but I will say that at the moment, I’m having a very nice time being a frequent flyer on Alitalia.”
Whoever came up with “co-pilot” in Up In The Air anyways? I’m sure commitment-phobic men world over are jumping on it right now. And with George, well, does his co-pilot get to choose the destination, ever? His villa in Italy, his award functions, his events, his parties she gets to co-host…seriously, does the girl have a life? You could say that because she was there with him at all those places, she’s ‘seen’ at least. But she would have been just as famous, if Elisabetta Canalis were to be with George Clooney anywhere else in the world! She’s definitely not taking him any places and most assuredly not to bliss land!
More on Miss Canalis’s PDL later. Oh you didn’t know? PDL is Public Display of Lust
Welcome Clooney Fans
George Clooney: Well…two time Sexiest Man Alive, one time Oscar Winner, actor, director, blah blah blah…charming as hell! From Doug Ross to Ryan Bingham, from some Broadway lady’s nephew to UN Peace Messenger, from someone who ‘had to’ marry by 28 to a sworn bachelor for the rest of his life, count on George Clooney to surprise you every bit of the way.
